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Burnin’ Down the House

Posted by midiguru on May 20, 2010

Today I saw a bumper sticker that said, “Fight Socialism!” That and the Ronald Reagan bumper sticker made it crystal-clear that the owner of the car must be of the conservative persuasion.

My question for this addle-pated individual is this: When your house catches on fire, what private fire company are you going to call to put out the fire?

What? You mean to tell me you don’t subscribe to a private fire company? You’re not planning to call the 100% socialist public fire department, are you? I sure hope not.

I seem to remember that they taught this lesson in history class in high school when I was but a wee sprat. Maybe it’s not in the curriculum anymore. The thing is, we used to have private fire companies in the United States, back in the bad old days. And what would happen was, when a house caught on fire (which happened quite a lot, because lamps and stoves and candles all used open flames), the wagons from two or three local fire companies might show up.

These companies were rivals: free-market capitalism at its finest. So if you weren’t already a subscriber to one of the companies, you’d have to negotiate a price (while the fire was burning) for them to put it out. The price would be exhorbitant, naturally, since the fire chief knew you were in a big hurry, but precious minutes would be wasted while the various companies bid against one another. If you did happen to already be a subscriber to one company, the firemen from another company might engage in various sorts of sabotage so that later they could say, “See, Bob Smith was an XYZ Company subscriber, and they were on the scene, but guess what? His house burned down before they could put the fire out. Their pumper didn’t pump out but a trickle, haw-haw-haw!”

The system was broke. So what happened was a government takeover. Now there’s only one fire department. It’s run by the government. It’s paid for with your tax dollars. It’s socialism, weenie-breath. And it works just fine, and nobody complains about it.

Oh, and in those days there were no regulations on how food could be packaged or labeled. Quite a lot of babies died from being fed stuff that was supposed to be milk, and looked like milk, but wasn’t. So today we have (in theory, at least) intrusive bureaucratic government regulations. The kind of stuff conservatives love to ridicule and whine about. But the number of babies dying from tainted milk dropped dramatically when the regulations were written into law.

Conservatism — a sure-fire recipe for burned-out houses and dead babies. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Posted by midiguru on May 16, 2010

I’d like to have a better network of social contacts. Friends, I think they’re called.

Church attendance is rumored to be a way to build a social network. My choices in this arena are limited, as I’m an atheist. The Unitarians (also known as Unitarian Universalists, primarily for administrative reasons) have no theology or dogma, so they’re my best shot. For four Sundays now, I’ve been showing up, sitting there, singing, listening, chatting with a few people after the service.

So far, I’m failing to see anything that would attract me. The minister’s sermons are okay, and the congregants are my kind of people in a general sort of way — intelligent, liberal, polite. The services barely mention God or prayer, so I don’t have to grit my teeth. But there’s nothing positive about the experience. I’m not feeling, “Wow, this is a great place to hang out.” I’m not thinking, “Hey, these are cool people. I want to talk to them about stuff.” It’s all sort of blah.

Blah is not, I think, what one hopes to get from church attendance.

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The Why of Doing

Posted by midiguru on May 1, 2010

Sometimes I’m a mystery to myself. For months I’ve been somewhat disgusted with interactive fiction. Other than fielding a few requests for help on the newsgroup or the forum, I haven’t been doing anything with it.

And now, suddenly, I’m interested in putting together a huge new game. Go figure. It’s a game that I first envisioned a couple of years ago, and started writing. But I began to feel it was so large and complex that no one would ever finish playing it — so why bother?

One change in the weather is the impending release of the new version of Inform 7. Not that there’s anything radically wrong with the old version (or at least, there’s nothing radically wrong with the old version that’s going to get fixed in the new one … we can chat another time about things that are radically wrong with I7 that aren’t going to change). But I always get a charge out of playing with new software, and I’m sure other people do too.

Also, I’m in a “fuck it” mood. Life is meaningless from top to bottom. There are, in consequence, no activities I could conceivably engage in that would be more meaningful than writing a ponderously large and moderately pretentious text game involving a roving octopus, a malicious mannequin, a dance orchestra of badly trained monkeys, and Zarbolphung the evil-tempered wizard.

Some of the work that I did on the game was in a different development system — TADS 3. On the whole, I prefer TADS, but some very bright people are actively at work building the tools for playing Inform games in your browser. This is good news for anyone who wants to make their game widely available to casual players. The traditional way of playing text games is to download the game file and a separate interpreter program, and that’s too much hassle for someone who isn’t yet a committed fan. I’ve tried to nudge the TADS developers into taking steps in that direction, but it’s not clear when (or if) they’ll take the necessary steps.

So tonight I’m working out a way to emulate a TADS AgendaItem object in Inform. In principle, there are sure to be ways to make it work, but … well, it’s an interesting intellectual challenge, and I need one or two of those right now. Nothing takes your mind off of the stunning meaninglessness of life like a good coding puzzle.

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